You've read about me. I'm DD #2. Yes, that is my real name, don't worry about it.
So, I hear that you are now subject to my nonsense-filled ranting (but before you get nervous and stop following this blog, I will tell you that I'm only here as a "substitute" until my mom gets back from vacation). You should probably know up-front that I don't know much about sewing. I mean, I have this game for my Wii where you can "sew" a garment to earn fake-money. You save the money to buy a watch that fends off a meteor/asteroid that is about to destroy the earth. And let me tell you, I pretty much rock at the beginner level of fake-sewing.
Also, I can sew a straight line like nobody's business, and I even helped my mom with a few of her recent sewing equipment acquisitions. So yeah, I'm pretty much a pro.