I have a mission for you all. Go into your kid's/brother's closet today and follow the instructions contained in this informative document. I am pretty sure that even I could handle the technical skill required to complete this task.
Oh yeah, and this: I am not liable for any consequential, incidental, or contingent damages whatsoever that arise as a result of following the preceding recommendation. So nice try, fool.
PS- my mom will be back in about 4 days. You only have to put up with me until then.